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Bad Charms

Post by CharmQuark » Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:43 am

:romance-kisslips: that leads to :obscene-sexualspermmagenta: lmaoooooooooooooooooooo :obscene-sexualspermblue: which can lead a man to :obscene-drinkingbuddies: which leads his wife to :crying-yellow:

hahaha ok that's pretty good :thumbup:

I'm bored can you tell? :eh: humour me ok? :wtf:
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Re: Bad Charms

Post by Xymox » Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:49 am

:obscene-buttred: :obscene-buttsmiley: :obscene-buttmoon: :obscene-moneypiss: :obscene-sexualbutt: :obscene-sexualdoggy: :obscene-smokingjoint: :orcs-buttshake: :orcs-whip: :teasing-lurk: :teasing-poke: :teasing-whipblue:

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Re: Bad Charms

Post by CharmQuark » Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:55 am

:obscene-birdiered: :obscene-birdiedoublered: :teasing-knob: lmaoooooooooooo love that one :ugeek:
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Re: Bad Charms

Post by Xymox » Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:58 am

Oh my.... I think I need to move this to the controversial forum !...


ahahahah

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Re: Bad Charms

Post by CharmQuark » Fri Jul 02, 2010 2:03 am

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :butthead: nice place to put it ;)
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Re: Bad Charms

Post by CharmQuark » Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:36 pm

Once upon a time there was a :angelic-little: and she used to get bored very very easy so one day she decided to go and see :character-kermit: for a good old fashioned :beer: the weather was lovely that day and they was in the garden when all of a sudden they heard a noise coming from the backyard.
They both thought it would be a good idea to go and see what it was as they turned the corner to their horror they spotted :character-smurfpapa: with a can of :character-spamguy: now it looked like this guy was ready to party. He started to walk towards them the vision was terrible but they kept smiling anyways even though they was :crying-yellow: inside.

When papa smurf reached them it was smiles all round and they thought that maybe the spam would go good with the chips that was in the oven. :character-kermit: thought it would be interesting if he called a few more people so he called :character-count: :character-oscar: :character-spongebobdance: and :character-bart: as the :obscene-drinkingbuddies: started to flow nicely Bart thought it would be interesting to start a :happy-wavemulticolor: with the people in the street. People was not happy about this so they called the guy they knew only as BIKER :auto-sportbike: who chased everybody away for being silly and drink.

Papa smurf and the rest decided it would be a good idea if :angelic-little: became bad and told BIKER to :obscene-birdiered: as you can prolly tell she was :angry-tappingfoot: at this because after all she was a good girl but to keep the peace she though it would be funny if instead she gave him a :butthead:

At the end of the evening things had slowed down and everybody went home and fell fast asleep dreaming of things they could never have :scared-yipes:

THE END :text-lol:
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Re: Bad Charms

Post by Harbles » Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:36 pm

:text-goodpost:
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Re: Bad Charms

Post by CharmQuark » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:55 pm

:text-thankyouyellow:
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Re: Bad Charms

Post by Harbles » Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:35 pm

:text-welcomewave:
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Re: Bad Charms

Post by CharmQuark » Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:41 pm

Cheer!!!! :obscene-drinkingbuddies: :lol: :dance:
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Re: Bad Charms

Post by CharmQuark » Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:19 am

:violence-stickwhack: :violence-smack: :angry-tappingfoot: :angry-screaming: :scared-yipes: :scared-shocked: :angry-jumpinganger: :angry-fire: :angry-cussing: :angry-teeth: :angry-banghead: :angry-argument: :wtf: :crying-green: :scared-eek: :crazy:


Better :thumbup: carry on :D just ignore that happened :shh: is it Christmas yet :occasion-santa: DONE :wave:
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Re: Bad Charms

Post by DCWhitworth » Thu Jul 15, 2010 9:07 am

Have you been forgetting to take your medication recently ?
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Re: Bad Charms

Post by CharmQuark » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:16 pm

DC :D

Was a bad night :oops: :crazy:
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Re: Bad Charms

Post by mrgumby » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:37 am

life gets boring if you keep taking your medication....throw all the pills you can find into a big jar, fill it up with gin, leave for 2 weeks, then use it to kill weeds.

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Re: Bad Charms

Post by CharmQuark » Fri Jul 16, 2010 4:48 pm

:lol:


Mr Gumby :thumbup: I am not taking anything for this depression i seem to have gotten myself into :geek: nice to have a little bit of release though :dance:

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